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Kronic Kat Greeting Cards From SmartassesSmartasses is here to fulfill all of your Funny, Sarcastic and Smartass Greeting Card needs, with Politically Incorrect Greeting Cards for every occasion from the wildly popular Kronic Kat Greeting Card Line! We’ve offered brief descriptions, but nothing beats the real thing. Click on any picture for a larger view!

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Anytime – Kid’s Table Anytime – Be A Bunny
Anytime - Kid's Table Greeting Card Anytime - Be a Bunny Greeting Card
Inside: I bet all of the coolest kids
had round ones.
Inside: Be a bunny.

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Anytime – Chess Anytime – Smell My Paw
Anytime - Chess Greeting Card Anytime - Tuna Greeting Card
Inside: I think life would just start to
feel too much like a chess match.
Inside: Hee hee. Yeah. Tuna.

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Anytime – Genie Anytime – It’s Not You
Anytime - Genie Greeting Card Anytime - It's Not You It's Me Greeting Card
Inside: And I for one am not
gonna fall for that.
Inside: Actually, scientifically speaking, in the world of “variables” and “constants”, the only “constant” in all of your failed relationships, is you. So I guess it’s not me after all.
Sorry about that.

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Anytime – Pancake Anytime – Your Mom
Anytime - Sparkle Pig Greeting Card Anytime - Your Mom Greeting Card
Inside: I think it’s your makeup,
sparkle pig.
Inside: When I come and visit your
Mom at night. Pick up your toys!

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Anytime – Monkeys Birthday – Evolution
Anytime - Monkey Greeting Card Birthday - Evolution Greeting Card
Inside: I guess some things
just never leave you.
Inside: …and YOU are the result?

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Birthday – Buy A Life New Baby – Who The Daddy Is
Birthday - Buy A Life Greeting Card New Baby - Who The Daddy Is Birthday Card
Inside: I put a penny in here so you
can go buy yourself a life.
Inside: Ever find out who
the Daddy is?

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